I see that town in my restless dreams..
Faithful puppy girl bodyguard 🐶
Blue Jay (Cyanocitta cristata)
October 23, 2025
Southeastern Pennsylvania
(Birds safely handled, banded, and released under state and federal permits for research purposes.)
ATTENTION ALL TRICK AND TREATLERS
please take only one
MY FUCKING BOWL!!!!?
guys....i.m getting scared...why is the camera pulling back
there's nothing left.....you've taken it all....my everything (#myeverything) it's gone...
We here at Sylph Co. are proud to announce the opening of an official tumblr account. By manufacturing and distributing Pokéballs and Trainer Acessories, we're not just selling supplies, we're selling connections between people and pokémon
I keep coming back to this, it’s such an incredible meta-commentary on capitalism and digital control.
Someone made a Tumblr account pretending to be the Pokeball monopoly in a fictional universe, and people made a “KUNG POW PENIS” string using the in-universe letter-shaped pokemon, followed by a pokemon (zorua) making a slamming blast towards the camera, completing the spell or whatever.
They’re mirroring the real-life “silence capitalist” attitude, against a real account pretending to be a fake corporation, using symbols from the fake corporation’s world. They’re pretending like this attitude exists in-universe. This attitude in part exists due to real-life corporations increasingly encroaching into social life and injecting their presence on social media, like this fictional corporation is doing. It works as a good joke!
The real-life Pokemon company, presumably, issues a takedown, or the corporation of Tumblr does so voluntarily on their behalf, taking down the fictional KUNG POW PENIS on a copyright claim.
In doing so, they’re protecting real corporate interests, against a bunch of people fake-insulting a fake corporation. The result looks exactly like the same pro-corporate control over media exists in-universe, as if the fictional company had issued a harassment or defamation takedown instead. In doing so, Tumblr advanced the joke even further by showing why the anti-corporate attitude would exist in a supposed Pokemon utopia.
also accidentally creates the suggestion that people were just posting oodles of pokemon pornography
I've been browsing through too much speculative evolution memes but what if domestic cats could sail like gliders. Every day you get home you're greeted by
